Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.
by Panda Crew May 03, 2009
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Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.
My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.
by Kissthis69 May 27, 2021
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bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.
I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon
by ushisan May 28, 2023
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Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis
“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”
by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021
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To Bacon

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.
Try not to bacon like the young boy at the Highschool rockshow when he was laughed off stage.
by not bacon November 04, 2007
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Bacon Neck

An alternative term for when a man abruptly places or slaps his penis upon the frontal neck area of a person to utilize the space between the chin and neck for purposes of orgasm.
We bacon necked so hard last night.
by Jenation February 03, 2024
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