Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

Bacon

Heaven on earth

"Man I would love some bacon"

by Bacongoddes November 14, 2017

bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "

by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017

Bacon

Any part of a female anatomy, especially the vagina, ass and tits.

James : oh my god chloe's got amazing bacon bits!

George : I'd eat her bacon right out till next week!

by cocktailsausauge June 2, 2014

Bacon Dip

The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.

Adrienne started to do the bacon dip when she smelled Ashley's BLT sandwich.

by Bailey617 December 9, 2013

National Bacons Day

Here is national bacons day, the day we celebrate all bacons on roblox, and how they don’t need robux to be cool, They are. On July 10, we all gather around to be respectful towards them.

Player 1: your a bacon ew!
Player 2:don’t be rude!
Player 1: why?
Player 2: because it’s national bacons day! <3

by m2q1ox June 4, 2021

cooking with bacon

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"

That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!

by lispytriz April 27, 2019