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ham on instagram

1.the act of tugging the chain to instagram models

2. going buck wild in any context
by The Peepee Poopoo Man Himself February 9, 2024
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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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Sam I Ham

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"
by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024
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Ham

When someone gets their bare ass and forcefully puts it on someone’s face. Usually when sleeping
I’m gonna ham u if u fall asleep
by A toilet cleaner November 8, 2018
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Hams

Hams: the Arabic name for 'whisper'. The name might as well be the synonym for sarcasm. Hams is a girl with potential. highly observant and doesn't like most people. A Strong independent woman, who is usually model material and has an eye for fashion. Coffee addict. Just don't talk to her in the morning, whisper to her. Usually has an Immaculate taste in music and books and occasionally takes good photos. Don't Argue with someone who has this name, you will LOSE.
"Why is she moody this morning"

"Her name is Hams, you don't speak to her in the morning, her only language is coffee at this time"
by Maazzaleen November 23, 2021
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Ham-Ster

Put a hamster in boiling water once it screams tear off its flesh and feed it to your dog.
"My dog was hungry so i fet it Ham-Ster!"
by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025
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eat my hams

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh
by tmh12345678 May 26, 2019
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