The feeling of utter discomfort one gets from a combination of eating spicy or hot food, making a torturous bowel movement, inadequatly cleansing their butt hole and or crack, and being so hot, that one sweats in the crack of their ass, causing a witches brew of catastrophic proportions in the rectal area. Taco ass can be further irritated by chafing from activity(i.e. walking,running, etc.), or chafing from being extremely fat.
by Samphx December 7, 2006
Get the Taco assmug. A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.
"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"
by benmu November 21, 2006
Get the Ass Ponymug. (adj) Describes a woman's ass that is flatter than a one-sided pancake. Washboard asses are usually found on woman with a huge rack.
Dude 1-Holy crap! You see that girl down at the end of the bar? Her tits are spilling out of her shirt!
Dude 2- Yeah, I've seen 'em and they're nice but do you see her washboard ass?
Dude 2- Yeah, I've seen 'em and they're nice but do you see her washboard ass?
by mhibma May 4, 2006
Get the washboard assmug. VERB: A punk, bitch, cowardly vagrant, douche bag, pussy hole, or a guy who is an asshole but acts like a pussy when it comes down to it.
Nick: Hey theres Rick, hes such an asshole but when you snap him back hes such a pussy and bitch.
Bob: Yea, that Puss-Ass
Bob: Yea, that Puss-Ass
by Bobblesworth Von Spankleton II January 23, 2009
Get the Puss-Assmug. When you take a toothbrush or other brushing instrument to your anus to releave itching or for recreation. commonly used like a toothbrush over the anus. can be used in circular, horizontal, and vertical brushing movements
"Dude my ass was itching last night so i took a toothbrush to it and started ass brushing. I must say it feels good man."
by vf pedro July 6, 2008
Get the ass brushmug. by jjackson197 February 4, 2016
Get the built assmug. by Lump of Coal January 5, 2008
Get the Ass Vaginamug.