bum fountain

when you put mentos up your bum then proceed to butt chug coca cola, then creating a bum fountain

friend 1: i have mentos in my prison wallet and am proceeding to pour coke into my rectal cavity
friend 2: oh no your anus is exploding with coke and a nice menty smell creating a bum fountain

by bumfountain123 December 2, 2019

Pigs Bum

An Australian way of saying "yeah right"

These B grade actors think there kicking goals"Pigs Bum"!!! they are kicking points

by Mr Kosovich May 23, 2019

Bum yelling

Bum yelling is were he yell at bums that are cracked out on meth

BUM Yelling. U tell at bums.

by Weirdo39 March 31, 2019

coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.

Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.

by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019

Bum sole

When pedofilic crossguards kick school childrens butts, they get booty particles stuck on their shoes. When the police/Chris Hansen track down pedos, they check the shoes for a bum sole. Because of this, you can see pedos lick their feet because it is a habit for them to lick the bum sole off of shoes.

Crossguard 1: How much more bum sole is on my shoes?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?

by Magadder100123 June 1, 2018

Boujee Bum

A person who is a bum but got high Standards.

Guy 1:"Look at that boujee bum".
Guy 2:"Yeah, Got wine taste on a beer budget"

by Gaytinkerbell June 6, 2018

bum spitting

When you gape the anus of your partner, just to spit a single orb into their anus.

Come on up stairs steve were spittin in bums! Gonna have a blast bum spitting.

by SenorSamGrams May 27, 2017