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by isabellAdefined April 25, 2022

'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

by redpillsatori July 15, 2021

Tard Frames

Oversized or brightly colored eyeglasses usually worn by liberal retards to signal to other liberal retards they support leftist ideology.

The CEO of Cracker barrel wears tard frames.

by Chester Droors August 21, 2025

Tard Mami

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Someone who doesn't know what they're on about.

YOU ARE A TARD MAMI.

by hj_69 December 28, 2016

quart tarded

quarter of a retard

i’m not retarded i’m quart tarded

by C.Sherman February 5, 2023

tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.

Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"

by Litaker July 8, 2011

Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.

Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.

by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025