metaphorical child

A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.
Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.
by Random quirks December 13, 2015
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Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.
Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
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bar-child

A child at a bar due to others idiotic tendencies
Mom: you spent hafe your life at this bar
Me : ya im a bar-child
by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023
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Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.
“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”
by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024
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child bags

balls.
just balls.
hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?
by JewGaming April 02, 2021
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Letterman's Child

A boy who is so obsessed with sports, that he likes them more than anything else in the world. He shows it by dressing super sporty and sharing random sports facts for no reason.
Jack walks by wearing a letterman's jacket and ripped jeans.
"Look at Jack, he's such a Letterman's Child!"
by BlueberryBear May 26, 2016
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celebration child

a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies
“Hey babe my uti won’t effect how i conceive let’s have a celebration child”
by p1x13._.xox August 05, 2023
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