Blooded

When you make somone else or yourself bleed.

Hey, you just blooded my finger.

by Shizzles Man January 18, 2018

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022

Blood Knight

A male who is willing to have sex with a female during her menstruation.

You have your white knights who never get laid. Dark knights are macho and dominant. However, the blood knight is one who is known as MVP.

by EmoWithAttitude February 20, 2024

Blood Wolf

A legendary prehistoric relative of the modern wolf weighing in average 2,000 pounds and standing seven feet tall at the shoulder. Blood wolves were carnivores and their primary prey was giant ground sloths.

Alexa, how big is a blood wolf?

by Rick the paleontologist January 22, 2024

Blood monkey

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.

Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/

by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

Blood

That tasty red liquid that is found in every persons body.

Costumer: Tasty! What was that called again?

Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023