A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.
The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.
The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.
The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.
by Innocent Byproduct November 3, 2023
Get the Wonder Woman Showermug. by Wolffur198 February 14, 2023
Get the Womanmug. 
by khatumo October 29, 2020
Get the dervish womanmug. by Zyxwyr1 March 25, 2023
Get the Womanmug. Something you must never define, mention, or acknowledge; and if you do then you're transphobic and must be killed.
JK Rowling: "I think being a woman is a real thing that exists"
People: "BURN HER! SHE'S A WITCH!!!!"
People: "BURN HER! SHE'S A WITCH!!!!"
by BobaFish June 23, 2023
Get the Womanmug. An adult female human being. The opposite of a Man, an adult male human being.
The kind of human being that is qualified by nature to carry offspring. Not all women are able to have children, but all women COULD have children IF those ramifications did not exist.
This understanding is why scientists still look for a cure against female infertility, for example, because IF it is erased, THEN women COULD get pregnant.
The kind of human being that is qualified by nature to carry offspring. Not all women are able to have children, but all women COULD have children IF those ramifications did not exist.
This understanding is why scientists still look for a cure against female infertility, for example, because IF it is erased, THEN women COULD get pregnant.
X: "I thought a woman was a social construct. A label based on the outward stereotypical expression that can or cannot reflect a person's assigned gender which is determined by their sex characteristics such as genitalia, chromosomes, etc.?"
Y: "No, my friend. She never WAS. A Woman IS. And something that IS cannot simply be switched like a name tag. A woman is the state of being an adult human female. Like a lioness is the state of being an adult feline female. "States" speak to a condition, and a condition is time-based (like the suffix -ous or -ly: "Lovely". "Cancerous". "Calmly". "Murderous".) A woman is not a state of mind. A state of mind is, for example, suicidality, autistic, conscious. State of beings can be discriminatory, state of minds cannot. A man can never be a woman because he is an adult human male. Same as a lion cannot be a lioness because he is an adult feline male."
Y: "Then what about transgender people? Are they lying?"
X: "Verbal manipulation with the intent of deception is lying. Transgender people can very well be telling the truth about their experiences because they are not looking to deceive anyone. However, that doesn't change the reality that what they believe is not the truth."
Y: "But what if it's their truth? It's their own body."
X: "Yes it is. And they can do whatever they want with their body. But truth is not subjective. It's objective. And it transcends culture, time, nationality, and ourselves."
Y: "No, my friend. She never WAS. A Woman IS. And something that IS cannot simply be switched like a name tag. A woman is the state of being an adult human female. Like a lioness is the state of being an adult feline female. "States" speak to a condition, and a condition is time-based (like the suffix -ous or -ly: "Lovely". "Cancerous". "Calmly". "Murderous".) A woman is not a state of mind. A state of mind is, for example, suicidality, autistic, conscious. State of beings can be discriminatory, state of minds cannot. A man can never be a woman because he is an adult human male. Same as a lion cannot be a lioness because he is an adult feline male."
Y: "Then what about transgender people? Are they lying?"
X: "Verbal manipulation with the intent of deception is lying. Transgender people can very well be telling the truth about their experiences because they are not looking to deceive anyone. However, that doesn't change the reality that what they believe is not the truth."
Y: "But what if it's their truth? It's their own body."
X: "Yes it is. And they can do whatever they want with their body. But truth is not subjective. It's objective. And it transcends culture, time, nationality, and ourselves."
by The Jabawocky July 13, 2022
Get the Womanmug.