Sweater Weather Man

pussy.

Sweater Weather Man gets laid every night!

by sweaterweatherman December 4, 2014

Weather Phone Sex

When you call someone you know who lives in a place that is having better weather than you and talk on the phone about it.

Caller 1 is looking for some weather phone sex:

Caller 1: The high temp here is 100 degrees with 90% humidity in the shade. What's it like there?

Caller 2: Bummer, sorry to hear that. It's great here. Highs in the 70's, sunny, and dry.

Caller 1: Sounds fabulous! ummm... what are you wearing? Are you sitting outside? Does it feel great? What are you planning to do today?

by Practically Dreaming August 22, 2010

Watchung Hills School

a school where the mascot is literally a racist caricature and someone did blackface. don't go here

I fucking hate my school, Watchung Hills School.

by lavenderdabaddest September 28, 2020

Screen Watcher

A person who while participating in a split screen game, looks at his opponents screen to gain unfiar advantage. This is considered an extremelty "gay" tactic by seasoned players. When discovered, screen watchers should be promply shot in the head.

Hey Kaity, if you don't stop being a screen watcher, I'll pop a cap in yo ass.

by Dylo to Black Bear August 4, 2011

flood watch

When you get the girls wet...

R. Kelly is playing, prepare for the flood watch.

by KEMLAB January 11, 2016

Maha Watch

Watches that take $530 Million to build, called "Superwatches". They beat Rolex, with advanced futurey tech stuff, basically. One Level 3 Maha costs $10M... They took $530 MILLION to make them. $530 Million to build watches. That's the revenue of Turkey or something.

"Is that a Smartwatch?"

"No, John, it's a f***** Superwatch. It's 2018. "

"From Rolex?"

"You're an idiot, John."

"Who's it from??"

"John, I'm f******* your wife every Thursday, and you're asking about my Maha Watch."

by IDontEvenLikeDrake January 21, 2018

fat girl weather

When the only reason you want a fat girl is because its below 30° and she can keep you warm

Dam Chris it's going to be below 30° tonight.

Yea I seen that it's going to be fat girl weather

by Gator2950 January 9, 2018