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wellness

The general state of well-being, generally associated with the presence of human emotions possessing generally happy, optomistic qualities. Wellness can be found often in those that are morally straight, giving, rich, and other people who can be assumed due to the previous description.
One might wonder, "How are the rich assocated with wellness?" Well, to answer your question which would most likely not be asked in so many words, it was a joke intended to be put down here in the italics text which it seems you are reading currently, the idea being to make the reader laugh, although it seems this attempt has failed miserably.
by Theodorus April 28, 2004
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Wellsburg

Wellsburg is a small town in West Virginia full of nothing but hicks and fake ass people. People who live in Wellsburg usually go to a local Sheetz and hit their juuls and talk about fucking their sisters on the weekend.
Guy 1 : where you live at bro?
Guy 2 : i live just down yonder at Wellsburg.
by ThotSlayer5000 May 16, 2018
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equitable wellness

To be mindful that we are connected to and are part of a whole. It is a direct and fair exchange of two concepts: the right to intend on complete wellness and the right to receive wellness.

Characterized by fairness, it's one's intention (sadhana) in the right action of a proper and just exchange of another intention to be open to receive correct (right) wellness.
Spa & Hospitality Management should be keenly aware, particularly in cultures where selling is frowned on, of equitable wellness to further encourage the exponential growth of the return on investment.
by Carina Chatlani October 18, 2007
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Wellington

stoic fellow that asks very random questions. Tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have sex with a Wellington. also is very theatrical and spunky. when he does have sex he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy... usually his roommate.
You have to really try hard to have another Wellington night.
by Dante Wellington March 13, 2012
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welly day

the word oridgenated from when people stop working and start collecting welfare checks

the wednseday before the end of the month
you know welly day!
hey man can you front a gram till welly day
by casackle March 1, 2009
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chloe wells

amazing the best ever, sex beast, loves her best friend, and is a god in her own way. she is sexually arrousing and the best the man can get. amazing booty. loves luke purcell and wants to rag him
ooooh woah its chloe wells!
by boooooooooty June 30, 2011
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Wellington Wand

From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.
Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.
by Doug Ruggles October 28, 2007
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