Wet Tamale

A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.

Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.

I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022

Wet Mammo

Short for wet mammogram. When you place your breast into a teacup and pour hot water. And then you steep it with hot water.

Get your sick ass to the kitchen and fix yourself a wet mammo.

by themilkmaid October 14, 2021

Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021

wet banjo

When you're petting a dog and his leg starts to shake like he is playing the banjo and than he starts to pee.

Kyle was petting the dog when all of a sudden he threw a wet banjo and made a real mess on the rug.

by drifterking September 28, 2021

wet bagles

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.

Dang, I got wet bagles.

by wet bagles September 29, 2021

Wet arse

A wimp, a weak and weedy , needy person.

You're gutless , such a wet arse.

by Mamasa September 30, 2021

aquarium wet

stop calling me a gemini i am being bullid you are an aquarium and you know who you are >:(
i think this is going against urbandictionary tos but eh

1: tHaT wAS So gEmiNI oF yOu
2: shut up. you are aquarium wet.

by brick hacky dacka May 21, 2021