Wet Bradley

When you're hanging out virtually with the boys and you just have to crank one out.

I was playing Warzone with the fellas and I realized I needed to ejaculate. I did a quick Wet Bradley in the first circle to make sure I was ready for the rest of the game.

by Dunk Pacino February 24, 2021

Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Wet chocolate

When you take a shit in the shower and get the nasty fealing inbetween your ass cheecks like they are sticking together.

When you take a shit in the shower "bro i just got out of some wet chocolate"

by UwU_snuggle_me April 2, 2021

Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021

wet newspaper

Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.

That person got hit by a wet newspaper.

by matfalddatson May 3, 2021

aquarium wet

stop calling me a gemini i am being bullid you are an aquarium and you know who you are >:(
i think this is going against urbandictionary tos but eh

1: tHaT wAS So gEmiNI oF yOu
2: shut up. you are aquarium wet.

by brick hacky dacka May 21, 2021

wet backin

When you make her so wet when you're having sex that her back is covered in it, and so is the front of you.

I was so good last night, I had my girl wet backin.

by DatOneFrFr January 11, 2023