tank

someone big and buff
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me

That beautiful tank of a man is squatting so his massive cannons of legs are showing, causing me to feel faint.

by bigcheeseboy December 12, 2022

Tankie

A term for over-obsessed Thomas and Friends fans that don't even exist. Twitter users like to use this term for Rule 34.

Hey! You like Thomas? My man, you're a Tankie! Awesome!

...what???

by phonefucker97 December 13, 2022

tank bunny

A woman who finds tankies (traveling water tower welders/fabricators) and meets their lonely needs, regardless of their relationship status.

Tankie 1: “man, I need to find me a tank bunny. I’ve been in a dry spell ever since we have been on the road.
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”

by Thecword52 December 19, 2022

tankie

The nickname for a person who welds/fabricates/erects water towers across the United States

“What do you do for work?”
“I’m a tankie. I travel for work, on the road 300+ days out of the year building different types of water towers.”

by Thecword52 December 19, 2022

tankscar

tankscar is a fine ass brownskin hooper in the underground industry. i wanna fuck him so bad

“I LOVE YOU TANKSCAR”

by Densio February 6, 2023

tankcel

When a man has a love for war machines (tanks, ships, APCs, airships, artillery batteries, etc.) that interferes with sex. He may or may not have a photo of a woman from back home. (Their celibacy is typically accompanied by strong political opinions)

My grandpa was a tankcel. He fought in WWII, everyone thought he went crazy because of how often he would compare Stalin to Lincoln.

by B1gN1gga February 24, 2023

tankiro

a very retarted man who loves chicken nuggies (dino shaped to be exact) and has a brain the size of a walnut.

tankiro was an average kid that no one understands
mom and dad and vicky always givifg him commands (bed, twerp!)

by tankiro March 6, 2023