the turkey

a type of masturbation where you use your non-dominant hand (for example: if you're a righty you would use your left hand) to grasp your penis with your hand reversed so your thumb is facing your body (basically the opposite way you would usually hold it) and you gobble like a turkey while you masturbate.

Man #1: What is your favorite method of masturbation?
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.

by spaceNUGGETS January 17, 2010

Roast Turkey

Pooping and Vaping at the same time, especially the post-Thanksgiving dump.

Dude, I'm gonna go roast turkeys in the bathroom.

by supersoapmanz November 24, 2017

jive turkey

jive-a language used by african americans in the 70s and 80s

turky-which is a girl whos obviously been stuffed alot

conclusion-black slut

damn, that bitch is a jive turkey sucka! yeah ive even stuffed her.

by coffee_black August 5, 2010

Turkey Jizz

TJ Willock, hes a flaming faggot

Hey look there's turkey jizz.

by Jared December 18, 2004

Turkey in a Blender

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

by Bro November 27, 2003

what it is jive turkey

It's a black persons words for "Whats Up"

"What it is Jive Turkey?" Nuttin much muh Nukka!!

by Chelsie February 21, 2004

Turkey Jizz

Nickname for Timothy Junior

TJ: Im super! Thanks for asking! Im so fruity!
Joo: Whatever Turkey Jizz

by Straight May 24, 2004