by rae VAN March 25, 2008
The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
by Rufio171 February 22, 2018
a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021
by iewhejwdk April 08, 2022
The most likely spot to be see a scene of two gay guys/girls having sex down at the bottom of the toilet.
by ANimal CrossinG man March 27, 2022
a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.
last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid
by the_toilet_dweller_123 February 19, 2024
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023