pronounced: fone-call, noun
a fake phone call,
a pretend phone call, usually faked to get out of a certain situation
a fake phone call,
a pretend phone call, usually faked to get out of a certain situation
mom: hey, why did you come home so lat last night?
guy: ring ring, sorry, got a 'phone call'
*picks up phone and makes a faux-ne call*
guy: ring ring, sorry, got a 'phone call'
*picks up phone and makes a faux-ne call*
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From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.
From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.
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