by Slangjabba September 8, 2016
Get the chicken fartmug. Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.
son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?
mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.
son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!
mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.
son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!
mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
by mekazoid April 3, 2011
Get the Fart Lettucemug. by FapMaster500 October 28, 2008
Get the strudel fartmug. A phrase originated in your friendly neighborhood Publix supermarket. When you eat chipotle or taco bell and you have major gas you ask to fart in someones mouth to avoid the spread of a potentially horrid scent.
by misfit minority December 19, 2014
Get the fart in that mouthmug. Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*
by SeanG April 11, 2007
Get the fart snipermug. by onewomansslave June 30, 2009
Get the Fart and Smilemug. in large individuals, when your butt cheeks are wet and you fart, the juices project onto your undergarments and pants, causing them to smell like a bleach-shit mixture, and taints everything you sit on with that undesirable smell.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
damn fat dude, wut u do dat for.
i have no control over my wet bottom, and what comes out of it. pfft spray fart
damn fat dude, wut u do dat for.
i have no control over my wet bottom, and what comes out of it. pfft spray fart
by drosk1727 October 23, 2010
Get the spray fartmug.