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chicken fart

Farts that keep going on for like 10 seconds or more
Man, after those buritos my chicken farts lasted the whole ride home Rapid fire Firecracker Ass
by Slangjabba September 8, 2016
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Fart Lettuce

Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.
son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?

mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.

son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!

mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
by mekazoid April 3, 2011
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strudel fart

An expulsion of vaginal gas also known as a 'queef'.

function: intransitive verb, or noun.
It sounded like ass gas, but I think she strudel farted.
by FapMaster500 October 28, 2008
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fart in that mouth

A phrase originated in your friendly neighborhood Publix supermarket. When you eat chipotle or taco bell and you have major gas you ask to fart in someones mouth to avoid the spread of a potentially horrid scent.
Hey Sardines lemme fart in that mouth on aisle 2
by misfit minority December 19, 2014
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fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.
Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*
by SeanG April 11, 2007
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Fart and Smile

Slang name for Smart and Final. And a funny thing to do!
I went to Fart and Smile and bought 100 pounds of beans.
by onewomansslave June 30, 2009
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spray fart

in large individuals, when your butt cheeks are wet and you fart, the juices project onto your undergarments and pants, causing them to smell like a bleach-shit mixture, and taints everything you sit on with that undesirable smell.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

damn fat dude, wut u do dat for.

i have no control over my wet bottom, and what comes out of it. pfft spray fart
by drosk1727 October 23, 2010
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