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Chode

When the width of a penis is bigger than the lenght
Victor:Magnus has a chode
Fredrik: I know
by Noice Meme April 21, 2017
mugGet the Chodemug.

Giga Chode

The Ultimate Anti-Chad, the Virgin to out-Virgin all Virgins, the Beta of the Betas. If a woman were to look in his direction, she would immediately develop secondhand embarrassment. His jawline is a perfect 0 degrees—because it doesn’t exist. The absolute anti-Chad to end all anti-Chads. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Oh, you’re single and desperately swiping on dating apps? This man will somehow make your chances even worse just by existing in the same vicinity. Next to this inferior human, even the weakest soy boy looks like a demigod of masculinity. This man is an absolute Virgin x1000
This guys a fuckin giga chode.
by MANA413 March 23, 2025
mugGet the Giga Chodemug.

chode

Of whom ancient ones call legend; possesses potent knowledge. It is assumed they carry a mighty shaft.
That guy is dope, he must be a fuckin’ chode!
by clsmooth98 April 25, 2020
mugGet the chodemug.

chode

man what a chode
by BadFrame30 July 11, 2020
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode hurdler

The art of hurdling over all the a gaggle of penises to escape a super sexy situation.
Damn, I had to use great alacrity to hurdle the chode to escape that orgy at my grandma's house. I am therefore a chode hurdler.
by Bishnuu January 9, 2022
mugGet the Chode hurdlermug.

Chode

A penis/dick that’s short and wider than it is long. Basically a 2 inch, or calling a dick small
I heard Jamal has a chode 😂, his junk is like 2 inches!
by Yung Lul Baby April 1, 2019
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode pleaser

Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.
Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
mugGet the Chode pleasermug.

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