june 12

june 12 is “i hate fucking quan so much” day

“aw man, today is june 12th . which means we have to throw eggs at our upstairs neighbor, tyquan . sweaty ass mf”

by rongus June 1, 2023

July 12

The best day to be born on. The sweetest person is born on July 12th and is the cutest person you will ever meet. They are mean in a joking way but still make you smile and laugh. People born on July 12th also have perfect features such as hair, eyes, lips, nose, and the most perfect smile.

Someone: “my birthday is July 12th”
Me: “Omg my boyfriend is too and he is the best person ever.”

by august.h June 6, 2023

June 12

Post your favorite Italian day!

Bob: Yo it’s June 12
Antonio: Yooo you better post me!! It’s post your favorite italian day.

by urbanDBoss1 June 12, 2023

12 Ball

When a girl with a stoma feels that a 10 Ball does not Lube the dog’s arse.

Sharon: ‘So many action points after yesterday’s 12 Ball. Show me the minutes again.’

by Tethys Wrenslayer March 10, 2023

March 12

National Send a Titty Pic Day

If it’s March 12 it’s national send a titty pic day so you gotta do that for your SO

by Smoky1111 March 12, 2023

February 12 2008

If you are born on this date you are such a cutie patootie and i would do anything for ur dick in me. Jk ur actuakly an asshole

Random ass: Hey! I was born February 12 2008!!
Me: die

by k4yyz.z March 13, 2023

12 Gauge

A transgender persons best friend

*transgender person* oh boy I do love my 12 gauge

by The knowledge god March 31, 2023