Columbian Toilet

When you slit someone's throat and shove feces down their neck.

He's such an asshole, I'm gonna make him a Columbian Toilet.

by Swarven19 February 8, 2018

20p toilet

The place I first had sex

John: wow man, you fucked her?!
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?

by Mxxgaylad May 5, 2018

toilet water enima

when you are taking a shit and toilet water splashes in your ass

i was shitting earlier and got a toilet water enima

by Vlonevlex February 14, 2018

Toilet

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all

by Fungirl_ January 2, 2017

Nigga toilet

he really is my favorite toilet. He looks at me and I immediately get cheerful. if you have to shit you can always be with him. He will always help you in great danger.

You will always love him as nigga toilet or a person. He is the best nigga toilet. Always helpfull.

by N41LUJ October 17, 2019

Toilet Gravy

Diarrhea of the consistency of a nice thick beef gravy.

After Laura eats her poblanos & beef enchiladas, she's going to make a big batch of toilet gravy.

by MrRowdyMan December 1, 2020

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020