Super Cancer 

A bacteria-based infection of the spinal cord. Capable of being spread at any time via breathing, leaving germs,and epicly failing at a video game. Super Cancer causes the spinal cord to swell, causing the bones made to protect the spine pinch nerves between virtebre. This can cause many nerve-based problems with long names that I cant spell accuratly. Super Cancer, dispite the name, has nothing to do with normal cancer of any kind.

Person 1- Oh noes! Josh got Super Cancer!
Person 2- Oh noes!

Super Cancer by Cobra Commando May 7, 2009

super squirt

That's me. It's when you are having an intense orgasm from intense stimulation. The squirt is uncontrollable and the subsequent orgasms are followed by stronger and more powerful orgasms with incredible amount of SUPER SQUIRT.
One of the most the most important requirements for SUPER SQUIRTING is to have the perfect man.

Those were the most pleasurable SUPER SQUIRTS ever.

super squirt by Jenna J'Adore January 1, 2009

Super straight phobic 

People who are very smart, their iq is usually 125-160
They support trans people and hate on “super straights”

Joseph: are you smart?
Jonathan: of course I am, I’m super straight phobic.

Super straight phobic by My poop is red March 9, 2021

super straight 

code word for closeted gay men who enjoy anal sex.

person 1: “don’t you think brandon is hot?”

person 2: “na. i’m super straight.”

super straight by demithefa March 6, 2021

Super buddy 

1. (Guy-Girl)A buddy you're having sex with (Friends with Benefits)

2. (Guy-Guy, Girl-Girl)A really, really good friend.

Guy: You're a great buddy...
Girl: Well, why can't we be Super Buddies?
*teh sechs*

Girl: Can I be...a super buddy?
Guy: *glomp*

Super buddy by Knubinator April 25, 2007

Super Secret Santa 

When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.

Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?

Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*

Super Secret Santa by Damionx October 7, 2008

Super Dick Mode 

When someone is being a general all around dick. Basically, the point where that person needs a good strong pimp hand to the face.

Douche: Shut up girl, you got your nasty horse teeth from sucking my huge cock.

Girl: ... I just asked to borrow some paper.

Douche: Girl, you don't even got any ass for me to grab, getcho ass some steroids quick.

Girl: Why're you all in Super Dick Mode?

Douche: It's called being a man.

Super Dick Mode by Phillip Oliver Wholes January 28, 2009