smiffed

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

by GEE:) December 29, 2007

carpet sniffer

A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

by Sc8rboi69420 October 2, 2017

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

biden sniff

A term used by idiots to make it seem like Joe Biden is a pedophile

Person 1: Biden definitely sniffs kids. biden sniff
Person 2: Stfu, Trump was friends with Epstein.

by Million dolal spusyuyayy April 2, 2021

gaga sniff

To sniff isopropyl alcohol while watching Lady Gaga music videos.

I was gaga sniffing to "Paparazzi" before I shat myself.

by Crazy Eights May 8, 2010

smiffy

A smiffy wifter. See smiffy wifter.

Hey look, there's smiffy, lets throw cans at him...better still, rocks.

by Philly February 23, 2005

Smiffy

A significantly close sibling, usually a year or two apart. Most commonly misspelled as "Smiffey", and can be shortened to "Smiffz". A "Smiffy" tends to use spaces in between punctuated smiley faces and before/after punctuation.

Smiffy, you are the best big sister in the entire world, let's take a profile picture for our Facebook profiles to show everyone how close we are!

by TheRealSmiffy May 18, 2011