He sharked me last night
by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020

A queer like mammal that lives in the south of shit land. He only eats huge cocks and occasionally sticks them up her vagina
by Bothma shark May 16, 2016

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick
by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022

I was quite the rough shark back in High School. I had no friends and my dorsal fin was two times the size of my pectoral fin.
by Spergosaur April 16, 2018

If your friend or girlfriend says this just know its over for you. It means when a woman takes another woman's boyfriend. OR when you cheat on your boyfriend/ talk to multiple people
He not acting right girl its about to be a sharky summer..
I'm turning into a shark this summer, watch your man
Shark/Sharky summer
I'm turning into a shark this summer, watch your man
Shark/Sharky summer
by Hearts444cjj May 15, 2025

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
by Silverslash January 18, 2019
