sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me September 24, 2016

*sad*

Used in online conversion to express sadness.

Me: I failed.
she: *sad*.

by issoh March 12, 2018

short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

Sad IPod

The Sad IPod is basically the Sad Mac on an IPod

Im gonna listen to some ITunes
Turns on IPod
Wait that’s a Sad IPod
Noooooooooooo
My IPod is dead

by INS746 December 30, 2020

Sad-vag

When you're a sad grill and feel like masturbating.. because you're sad and probably broke af

Girl 1: "My boyfriend just broke up with me! I totally need a sad-vag right now :(
Girl 2: "Girl same"

by Away1999 December 20, 2019

Sad

Your life rn

Are you sad?
Yes

Lol

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Sad

If you are sad listen up. It will get better. Seriously like actually I know when you are sad you think it will never get better but like actually keep going because shit.gets. better.

I’m sad. :(

by Sry.for.my.akwardness June 15, 2018