sausage

An extremely tight fitting t-shirt that leaves the wearer with the feeling of being encased in a sausage skin. Sometimes known as "painted on" in some circles.

I like a nice fitted t-shirt, but I can't stand a sausage.

by Andrew Fletcher August 9, 2006

snausage

Slang - male reproductive organ, used when trying to express another "males" homosexuality .....

your boy is not too healthy, he looooooves the snausage ......

by Joe Pimpstah May 17, 2006

sausage queafer

A sausage queafer is someone that may or may not be a girl who "queafs" (farts) on a sausage or multiple sausage at the same time.

hey brian, stop *queafing* on my sausage thats my breakfast you smelley sausage queafer.


* ( queafing meaning farting)

by jeff x May 4, 2005

Sausagefest

Hidden agenda where most guys hang out for social purposes
It usually invovles computers and an overwhelming number of boys and few girls (if any, excluding the mothers)

Erin: I'm hell as hyped for the Lan Party!!! Yeah!! Nintendo RULES!

Lex: Sausagefest?

- Erin walks away in shame -

by Steve Simpson July 25, 2008

sausage queen

A slightly chubby woman, but one you're grateful for when she's the only type left in the bar at last call because she'll still go home with you. Most likely originated in the South, and named thusly because she looks like she ate a lot of it growing up (or, alternately, because she's easy).

This place sucks. The best we're gonna do here is one of the sausage queens over there in the corner.

by monkey42 June 1, 2006

Sausage fest

A night for the guys to hang without any chicks.

Hay, there is a sausage fest on Friday!

by Stick E January 20, 2007

Snausages!

An occurence that is mind blowingly good.

Fella 1, "Dude, I got the promotion!"
Fella 2, "Snausages!"

by Nelly6994 April 21, 2009