Underground Monkey

A positional variation of The Monkey in the Kamasutra where the standard positions are reversed. The female is normally on the bottom, but it's also a term used when two males perform The Monkey

They were totally doing the Underground Monkey after the party.

by Monkey42 May 28, 2012

sausage queen

A slightly chubby woman, but one you're grateful for when she's the only type left in the bar at last call because she'll still go home with you. Most likely originated in the South, and named thusly because she looks like she ate a lot of it growing up (or, alternately, because she's easy).

This place sucks. The best we're gonna do here is one of the sausage queens over there in the corner.

by monkey42 June 01, 2006