sloppy croc

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.

" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"

by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017

Sloppy Joe

diarrhea

"Nigga i left a Sloppy Joe in the toilet"
"Dinner is served"

by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017

sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank

Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie

by LincolnMonkey June 8, 2017

sloppy banana

When a female peels back your forskin and your dick cheese flys out

She was happily getting ready for. Sex till she realized i had a sloppy banana

by 7816351 July 2, 2017

sloppy santa

Intercourse with a peppermint stick, and ends with egg nog.

Shelly knew that the evening was done after Kyle's initiation of a sloppy santa.

by jackbackattack November 2, 2017

Sloppy slick-back

When you ejaculate into a tub of hair gel/moose/wax and proceed to slick you or a friends hair back.

I once gave myself a sloppy slick-back.

by 4n41F10W November 16, 2017

sloppy left overs

Sloppy left overs is basically your ex who gave sloppy head

Have fun with my sloppy left overs

by Lolly2302 November 28, 2017