You really got curious from the Urban Dictionary definition didn't you? Well, a shark is a sea creature, but if you're looking for the sexual term Shark, it's at the bottom above Loan Shark, you're welcome.
Mehdi: Hey you should search up shark on Urban Dictionary
Henrique: I already know what a shark is though..
Mehdi: Too bad
Henrique: I already know what a shark is though..
Mehdi: Too bad
by A Toby December 5, 2022
Get the Sharkmug. A literal shark tank, in the second James Bond book that Ian Fleming wrote -- "Live and Let Die", published in 1954. (I don't know if it's in the movie, which I never saw, but I know it's quite different from the book.)
by Jonas_S August 30, 2020
Get the Shark Tankmug. You are trying to get rid of the past shame you got from looking up shark, and are trying to make it look as though you wanted the actual definition.
by TechnoBallMuncher June 13, 2022
Get the Sharksmug. by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
Get the Tiger Shark Tuesdaymug. When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
Get the Shark Weekmug. by shottasloveme April 21, 2025
Get the sharkmug. 