stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

Rock Abrasion

Two people who are really cold rubbing their extremely hard, coarse nipples together making the theoretical mental sound of two rocks being rubbed together.

Girl: My nipples are so hard.
Boy: You wanna...rub’m together?...
Girl: Uhmmmm...yah
*
Boy: Mmmhmm that’s some dope ass rock abrasion.

by Samwise Enzelick July 10, 2020

Tubular Rock

A hard cock.

Let me sit upon your tubular rock!!

Pound me with that tubular rock baby!

by Ginger Jesus et May 29, 2017

Fort Rock

Cluster fuck! A poor excuse of event planning and organizing a successful rock concert in Southwest Florida.

I went to see Fort Rock to overpay for parking, fight heat exhaustion due to lack of shade and seating, and to be let out last from parking even though I arrived early but was parked furthest from the entrance.

by Mister SWFL May 22, 2016

Birthday rocks

(n) The act of punching a person in the base of the arm on their birthday, depending on their age. (ex. punch a 16 year old in the arm 17 times, 16 for age, one for good luck.)

(v) Punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.

John: Hey Brad, happy birthday!
Brad: Thanks John! Uh, what are you-
John: Birthday rocks!
** John punches Brad in the arm 22 times.
Brad: Agh! Hey! I'm 21!
John: 1 for good luck!

by richardtheIII April 24, 2011

rock-a-bye

It's an interjection, always used to settle a baby or child down to sleep.

"rock-a-bye, Baby," sang Alfred in strident tones and he swung the child high in his arms.

by Rockbabe! January 4, 2018

Pot-Rock

The name given to Patrick from Spongebob in the "Spingebill" series of youtube poops.

Spingebill decided to share his candy bar with pot-rock.

by Spodermen2121 z April 10, 2017