A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.
Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.
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