pulled a plaxico

the act of unintentionally shooting yourself in the leg

doctor: and what happened to you?
patient: i pulled a plaxico doc

by j-strauss December 09, 2008

pulled a plaxico

the act of unintentionally shooting yourself in the leg

yo check out this new glock i got (falls down his pants) oh shit! BAMM!!

guy1: did you see that?
guy2: no what happened?
guy1: that dumbass just pulled a plaxico

by j-strauss December 06, 2008

pull a yang

v. - to excrete a very foul-smelling poop in an office bathroom, only to allow the fragrance to waft into the common area to the detriment of one's fellow workers.

Oh man - what's that smell? Did Bill just pull a yang again?

by towerman July 30, 2009

pulling a satkrit

having a seizure so harsh ur mum turns into ur dad

oh shit he’s pulling a satkrit

by adam has a massive cock December 04, 2019

Pulled a vise

When you "forget" your wallet after we get to the store/bar wherever

Shaq: yo lets go halves on the box of beers
Vise: Oh farrrkk I forgot my wallet bro
Shaq: oh.. you pulled a vise again...

by Shanker September 22, 2017

Pulling a French

Surrendering before a fight. Giving up when something is to hard.

Guy 1: this project is so hard i give up
Guy 2: come on man stop pulling a french

by Kahl Karl October 16, 2011

to pull a Roxanne

means that you as a mother reunite with your son (whom you mistreated for most of his childhood) and after a single long heart to heart conversation and revealing your reasoning for everything, he forgives you and you're now part of his Life again.

Person1: "So, tomorrow you'll see your son again after 15 years."
Person2: "Yeah, I hope I can set things right"
Person1: "I'm sure it's gonna be fine, you just have to pull a Roxanne"

by VanGibus2 October 30, 2022