one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere
For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking
you simply cant find it anywhere
For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking
by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020

The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
by Rufio171 February 22, 2018

When something is really lit, so lit that it's level of litness is greater than that of litmus paper, a chemical used to measure pH.
by wt32845 December 18, 2017

by beezuse August 7, 2017

One of Doctor Who's remedies.
Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.
The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.
Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.
The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.
Amy: What was it that you showed them?
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.
by Wadlaen February 27, 2023
