Noah

Noah likes to be extremely annoying, and he can sometimes be a pain in the a** (sry for profanity) he doesn't realize that he likes Ayden M. and wishes to be with him, but the only good thing he does is make situations funny
God dang, Noah's here. He's going to make everything worse
by itsjesuschrist569 April 11, 2019
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A Noah is a homophobic, very pro-life, over religious person who even when proven wrong, says they're right.
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Noah is the most awful person you will ever meet, he is really annoying and unfunny. All his jokes are stolen, unfunny, and stupid. He is really really really ugly, I've seen toads better looking than him. He smells really bad, dog crap smells better than him. He seeks attention because he gets none at home. Noah is the worst person and he is a huge hypocrite, he can be sexist and sometimes racist and calls it "dark humor" Noah is a terrible person and deserves to be hated.
"Hi I'm Noah"
Everyone in the world: "shut the fuck up Noah"
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A sorta shy dude, He my not be handsome but he is loyal and kind. he is also very sensitive.
This is Noah.
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Someone named Noah can be a kind and loving friend but thinks the whole world revolves around him. If he likes a girl and he confesses and she says no then he'll keep on telling her even though she said no. And he will mimic the person she likes. He thinks he has the worst problems in the world and thinks girl with blonde hair are automatically sluts
Noah: I like you. Like I love you
Girl: Sorry I don't feel the same way. You'll always be my best friend though.
Girls Bf: *has speaking disorder*
Noah: An den I say wha you say aah
Girl: Wtf Noah he has a disability why are you mimicking him!!
Noah: Jeez its just a joke
by YeetusToDaFeetus April 19, 2020
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An inhuman being . Noah’s are good people but mostly have fucked up but amazing pasts & backstories. Don’t try to fight a black one though.
Jeez is that that dude a Noah? Sure acts like one”

“Damn there goes Noah again.”
by LVkrilla June 16, 2019
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Big dick energy. Noah has heavy ass dick game. He will leave you on the floor crying after sex. Other than his other amazing features like his humor and his looks, he will most definitely have your legs wet.
Oh my gosh look at Noah” “He makes me so wet and he’s only 50ft away
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