polish side car

Riding his kielbasa till he kapousta's in her golabki.

She road me like a polish side car

by The Polish Wanker April 21, 2017

Dirty Car Wash

The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.

Origin: old Norse/cleveland

That girl gave me the best dirty car wash south of the Mason-Dixon.

by I'm not as think as you drunk May 18, 2014

car sex 2

instead of a commentary about a man who has sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with million dollar supercar.

I never knew Pyrocynical could make car sex 2..... oh wait.....

by LazyLow November 1, 2019

AI-Car code

Its easy

AI-Car code
if(goingToHitStuff() == true) {

don't();
}

by Squiffi October 15, 2020

Smart Car Jamboree

A gathering of little people inside a smart car, usually for a violent orgy

Smart Car Jamborees are the leading cause of smart car destruction in the United States.

by dddefinition September 23, 2014

car dealer tv

non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.

there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!

sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!

car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...

i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...

have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!

by michael foolsley April 19, 2018

Car guy weeb

A type of guy that are into cars and anime

Person 1: is there anything you’re into besides anime?

Person 2: yep I’m also a car guy myself

Person 1: so that makes you a car guy weeb

Person 2: absolutely right sir

by Antonime March 23, 2021