Smut Ninja

A li'l asian man who engages in the theft of rare panties, and takes the term "peeping tom" to a whole new level...

Westport nookuh pulled a smut ninja and stole away on his bike, ass hanging out of his pants, as per usual.

by Nookuh July 21, 2003

Monkey Ninja

An assistant to a ninja often assisting him in his ninja ways. Knows kool ninja monkey moves.

List of Moves

Flying Monkey Kick

Iron Monkey Fist of Japan

Bronze Tail whip

Totally Kool High Monkey Kick.

Monkey ninja, ATTACK!

by Tito Cachamilio July 28, 2007

Night Ninja

One who gallavants and/or peruses in the night time. Often wears darker attire to disguise their true identity. Having at least several of the following qualities: stealth, wit, agility, sex appeal, wizardly powers, hispanic origins, and an inner beastliness.

Wow, did you see that shadow? That was probably a night ninja
Dude we should get out of here, this is night ninja territory after 10 pm
I want to be a night ninja for Halloween!

by babybackCINNATWIN February 19, 2011

ninja link

v., to surreptitiously link somebody to another site (especially goatse or tub girl)

"Check this link out!"
"AGH! THAT'S NOT CNN! THAT'S GOATSE! You ninja-linked me!"
"heheh... pwnt."

by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

2. An erection that happens at any moment that surprises a women.

1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

2. They were slow dancing and was poked by his ninja penis.

by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011

ninja logger

A ninja logger is a term common to online games and MMORPGs. The ninja logger is someone who says goodbye or goodnight, but then logs off too quickly for their friends to respond.

{Meatshield}: Goodnight everyone!
{Meatshield has left the channel}
{MasterBlaster}: Goodnight!
{MasterBlaster}: Damn ninja logger...

by Ozzwepay December 9, 2008

Subway Ninja

A person who works at a Subway restaurant and makes sandwiches very quickly. A Subway Ninja also bakes perfect bread, and prepares all food for the day in record time.

Matt and Leng are both Subway Ninjas.

by RoxanneMichelle December 12, 2008