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Noah

I don’t know if I like or dislike you. you were my first ever love, and the first boy I ever had a crush on. i’m mixed ab you. I really am. you’re moving this summer and i’m gonna miss you probably really badly but still. i’m. confused. about. you. or not but it’s whatever. it’s weird how you’re so obsessed with zack even though it was so clear how inlove with you I was before.. THE CLOSET WAS GLASS. GLASS. and you still couldn’t tell I was inlove with you. esp when you were with hector. you idiot. but idc anymore. I hope you do well. or take care. don’t kys on the fourth of july either.
by Gaetaest June 26, 2022
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He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.
Why are you such a noah
by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022
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Noah:)

The most perfect and beautiful boy in the world, the boy that makes me smile daily, and the boy that I love very much, he’s typically quiet, but when he’s around me he’s the most amazing person in the world, he’s the most loveable person in the world
Noah:) is the most loveable person in the world
by afbard July 22, 2023
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Noah

by Bigmaneugene October 3, 2022
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noah ranger

Fucking dumbass who will try insulting you but end up insulting himself and he's really dumb and screws up
Wow, Jordan just screwed up scoring on our own net, what a Noah Ranger
by Nick_Hockey09 November 18, 2016
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Noah

A faggot. The one kid in school that nobody wants to be around. does strange things and doesn't accept personal space. always smells really weird and has wreaking bad breath. Often referred to as a "jimmy". could be described as a pedofile the way he stares at children and women.
"ew stacey, look at that noah over there"
"yeah hes so weird, id never let him around my kids"
by jack bins August 22, 2022
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