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Michael Jordan

the man who made the idiots above this jealous
by rab August 20, 2003
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Michael Jacksoned

When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.
Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".
by FarrahRIP June 27, 2009
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Michael Cooper

A stunningly handsome young chap that dazzles women with his grace and charm... This guy pisses excellence... He once scored 6 touchdowns in one game in pop warner football.. His athleticism and raw power makes him a man amongst children in the sports world... He took first in all 7 fantasy baseball leagues in 1997.. He is a well oiled machine that you wouldn't want to piss off because one glare from this exceptional human being could prove fatal, hes that good-looking.. In conclusion, if you ever meet Michael Cooper, you should ask him for his autograph because its worth a lot more coin than yours is...
I saw Michael Cooper at the mall yesterday and I fainted because he's even hotter in person than on t.v.

I busted a Michael Cooper and had the best game of my life!
by Harry Setanuts February 8, 2010
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Michael Wessel

michael wessel- your pants.. are shiny
by straight white male May 5, 2010
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Michael Gomes

The man they say who never blinks twice. Because when he does, you would be dead.

They say you should face him in Tetris, otherwise... you would be playing Borderlands. Of course, who the hell would play that.

The most feared Modern Warfare 2 player alive. When he joins a full lobby, hes the only one in the room. When they see his presence, they allow themselves to be target practice.

He is, the most interesting man in the world.
Have you heard? Michael Gomes is the word.
by Dyllon Bender July 6, 2010
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michael kirwan

The manliest 16 year old ever to be born
Said to be born with a full beard
Damn is that big foot. No no, that just Michael Kirwan he just hasn't shaved in the last 10 minutes
by Pablo Piccaso December 17, 2008
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michael urban

Michael Urban is the Founder and Owner of Urban Dictionary
by TheRealOwner January 29, 2015
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