classic mike 

saying things that dont make sense or are plain wrong but standing by them whole heartedly.
contradicting yourself all the time and general mistakes in everyday life

this whole day has just been one big drunken week" classic Mike.
Set the fire alarm off whilst ironing.. Only Classic Mike can do that

classic mike by swayze89 September 18, 2012

Angelic Mike 

A sardonic nickname for US Vice President Mike Pence who is tasked by a scrambling team of high-powered liars to play a very specific role just like all the other White House goons.

There’s a lot of dirty rats running from this burning building, but not Angelic Mike, he’s really very innocent and he hasn’t known anything about anything all along, he’s a really great guy with no problems at all at home or anywhere, he’s my good buddy and really, he’s a perfect Vice President who could run in 2020 and win by a landslide!

Angelic Mike by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Minus-Mike 

Relating to someone who runs his section of team-building sessions in an authoritarian manner.

Minus-Mike, /n/ A man who, drunk with power, deducts points from teams for trivialities such as talking, not talking, trying to solve the problem by any means, or breathing. /v/ Minus-Mike - to deduct points in the manner of Minus-Mike. Past tense: Minus-Miked.

"Our team were doing really well until we tried to defuse the bomb and got Minus-Miked!"

"C'mon, don't be a Minus-Mike, give us some points for effort!"

Minus-Mike by Eskoala November 1, 2011

Pirate Mike 

Pirate Mike is A Douche Bag.

He likes to Dress Up As a Pirate and Tell Women he knows Kung Fu, so He Can TRY TO Impress Them and Get Laid.

Pirate Mike has a boat in Dana Point Harbor and Belongs to the Yacht Club and Fucks Guys in the Ass on the Side.

"Watch out for Pirate Mike, HE WILL TRY TO IMPRESS AND FUCK YOU."

Pirate Mike by Suzy Quinn November 6, 2013

Prison mike

A man who went to the clink

Did you see that Prison mike on the streets?

Prison mike by Peepee21 November 2, 2019

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

The "Lone Wolfe", one who wears heels, and pants to mommy. One who self indulges into third party conversations to they-self. One's own brilliancy to bring back civilization from the brink of self destruction. Considered to have have long hairy arms and weekly "meatings" with other men.

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that. by Oh..my..god February 6, 2019

big mike

biggest cock in the game

big mike gets women

big mike by JT 101 February 1, 2021