Math

Math is a subject is a waste of your time and makes no sense

Teacher: do questions 1-11
Student-thats a lot and I dont even get this

Hey, math sucks

by Brown person November 21, 2019

Math

Math is a stupid fucking subject that deserves to die. Also i would like to fucking die too.

Math is fucking stupid

by anonymous April 13, 2022

The Moronification of Singapore Math

The process of making the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, accessible to all dummies and idiots, especially among those who have an irrational fear of the bar model method, which is the soul and heart of Singapore’s elementary school mathematics.

Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.

by Numerati April 8, 2025

Math

Something filled with numbers that make you want to kill urself and when you get to higher levels they throw the whole alphabet In there too

Fuck I have to go to math again

by Kill-my-self April 19, 2019

Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.

Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"

by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023

math

something terrible

Mom: how was ur day today?
Me: I have math homework
Mom: Thats terrible lets contact your teacher!
I wish

by HuanTacoVan March 7, 2017

Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023