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Mariana Martinez 

If you have this name we here at urban dictionary are very sorry for you. Mariana Martinez is a person who will most likely choke you out for fucking existing. people usually shove her into a locker like she was a piece of meat hitting a cutting board. This person will usually look like a wet piece of moldy sausage. If you know a person with this name shove her into a wall like a fucking sack of potatoes
boy1: Hey look it’s Mariana Martinez

boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway

boy1: you know it

Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you

*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
Mariana Martinez by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019
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A beautiful girl usually with green eyes that sometimes look brown. Her wavy brown hair glows in the sun with her blonde streaks showing through .She is sometimes referred to as a bitch but that’s the way she is you aren’t gonna change her. Any boy who looks in her eyes is hypnotised and falls in love. She makes all the other girls jealous and all the boys want her as a girlfriend. She is very clever and beautiful.
Wow Maria is beautiful look at her hair glow in the sun
Maria by Ok1209348765 October 26, 2019
A Maria is usually the one best smart friend who gets bullied because she’s a shortie. But she can be a very smart person who loves anime. She can play any game but gets bored of it easily. She can try new things.
Friend 1: Hey where’s Maria?
Maria: I’m down here
Friend 1: oh sorry Maria didn’t see you there

Maria: I’m not that short bruh.
Maria by KAMIDAUNICORN October 27, 2019
Mariah is a female who always wants to take other people boyfriend. Most Mariah's have gaps and have pigeon toes. She is very creative such as drawing. She is basically a HOE and will always be for the rest of her life.
Mariah stole my man
Mariah by Sally James. November 8, 2019
Mariah is loveing charing person when she want to be but they hits hurt When you get on they bad side you stay for a long time
My name is Mariah I when you on thin ice to me and you fighting I might just fight you then and there
Mariah by Queen.Baby_Girl November 8, 2019
Mariana is a sarcastic and rude at times kind of girl.She doesn’t let people talk crap about her and she feels really confident about herself.She doesn’t like fake friends and only sticks with you if your a real one.
Person:Mariana you’re so addicted to that phone I’ve lost you. Mariana:WDYM I’m right her🙄
Mariana by Thisgirliskindadumb November 11, 2019
maria is a nice lady she might be a teacher just like Miss Bee and Maria is going to be an awesome friend and she's going to be very kind and if you mess with her she going to punch you in the face
"hey maria you ugly " WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU CRACKHEAD!!!!!!!" *maria punches that person*"WHO IS UGLY NOW SUCKER"
maria by peanut butter pizza November 13, 2019