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masterbaconing

The act of one pleasuring themselves in a sexual manner while viewing Kevin Bacon's various cinematic performances or just looking at a photograph of him, or even just thinking about him. Usually this involves popcorn due to the cinematic nature of the pleasuring. Some people find themselves attracted to Kevin Bacon, while others find him somewhat creepy and repulsive. Kevin Bacon can be viewed however you would like to view him; either while masterbaconing or while pretending to gag yourself in disgust. Often after masterbaconing one will start playing the game The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
I went over to Susie's house yesterday after school, the movie Wild Things was on and it was the shower scene with Kevin Bacon, and she was totally masterbaconing.
by m95m January 27, 2012
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masterbeat

The art of intensily jerking your body to the beat of a song
"Dude sean, fist pumping is my favorite way to masterbeat".
"Yesterday I was home alone so I turned up the music and started to masterbeat until I was pouring swet".
by White Tux May 30, 2013
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master assassin

Someone that has a target and kills it and escape and become secret tracks down target ever time.

kills freely and make there own adventure.

a murderer of an important person in a surprise attack for political or religious reasons.
define master assassin a professional killer who uses his own will
The assassin moved swiftly across the tree to kill his target.
by mr assassin October 27, 2015
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Masterbaker

Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!
My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.

I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.

In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
by The Bears! April 4, 2017
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Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson
"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."
by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018
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Master Plan

What Eggman has.
by ileikwoomies June 13, 2019
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Master Manipulator

A person who "always wins" , "always get what they want".

A person who can twist the minds of others for own personal gain.
"Bella totally convinced me that her new name was Emma! What a master manipulator bruhh!!"
by Baxtie993 December 8, 2021
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