jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see

"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

jordan huff

A girl that lives in a small town east of dallas called Rockwall. she attends Rockwall high school and she is a neck breaker. every guy on the block wants to get some of jordan. she is an amazing friend. she loyal asf. she loves to go on dates. the local chick-fl-a know her order. she always gets a number 4. that's the 3 count of chicken strips. she loves cattle and has an amazing talent. she's so loving to the people she cares about. i love her with all my heart and i'm proud to say she's my future wife.<3

damn did you she jordan huff with dylan yesterday...? don't you mean her husband.

by jordan huff December 10, 2017

Jordan Hall

Is the coolest guy around you cannot dent that this guy is awesome he is a top bloke and will drop anyone being naughty around him he is a ferocious fella and is massive and built.

This guy is huge he must be a Jordan Hall

by Jordan Hall MWSC May 11, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a word used in Europe meaning “I have a homosexual piss kink or a micropenis

What’s up my jordan

by Reliablesource666 April 3, 2021

Jordanism

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing

Looks like your're pulling a Jordanism

by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018

jordan iversen

Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence

Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.

Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen

by Jsjsbdhxjdbd February 13, 2017

Jordan

Zoe
Carly (that's an 8th grader)
Chech
Martina
Natalia
Kayla F

Jordan is a fucking whore.

by TJVan February 1, 2017