Thick Johnson

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.
by iwannafuckingdie98 August 03, 2018
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Ruined Johnson

A gender neutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu.

This describes a Character in Movies, Fiction or Games, which shows the Creators ideal mostly of himself.
Characters like this are mostly overpowered, like a Gamecheat or havn't any real Problems to solve. They are imidiatly accepted and loved by everyone and gain everything with nearly no effort an/or no reason.
This is a ruined Johnson!

This Character is a runined Johnson
by Noway_Neophobic May 08, 2019
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sadie johnson

the girl that everyone sees but doesn’t really notice how amazing she is until you have actually gotten to know her. The type of girl you miss when you go from seeing her everyday to once in awhile. The person that will dance all crazy with you who will listen to your problems who will make fun of you when you fall on your face and who will do the splints for no reason just because. she’s crazy beautiful but also just plain simple crazy
sadie johnson will not stop talking about the office does she listen to any other kind of music other than glee
by josh stole my fish glasses October 04, 2019
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R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
by Chris Miller March 23, 2023
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Alicia-Johnson

The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me
I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her
by Akta September 10, 2021
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