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Johnsonitis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal
by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022
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Johnson

A man with no confidence that molest children and young adults
Oh my Johnson you in the kids again
by Nig man March 28, 2021
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Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020
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Jaden Johnson

Someone who is absolutely perfect in my eyes and deserves the world. I love him with my whole heart.
by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 23, 2021
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Sebastian Johnson

A sexy, brave, heroic, batman, smooth with the ladies like man.
oh I didn't know that there was a Sebastian Johnson at the party
by MR.CUBEICE May 12, 2021
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Johnson

A kid that is strong nice and honest and don't mind to fight
Yo johnson wannafight- johnson: say your last prayers
by Gsibeue shnsvsusbeb November 10, 2019
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Bob Johnsoning

gorgeous fellatio to leaders
The housewife was Bob Johnsoning her historical husband.
by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018
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