SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright

"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"

by Dembk June 6, 2024

Tori johnson

Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.

OMG DID U SEE TORI JOHNSONS GORILLAS??!?

by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022

Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force

I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.

by anonymous April 25, 2021

Mccaide Johnson

A handsome black man who enjoys dominos pizza on Saturdays and sundays

Gavin Sanders: I don’t wanna play CTD rn

Mccaide Johnson: L, L friend ,L,L,L friend

by Ron guy April 1, 2022

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

Trevor Johnson

There’s just something about him that all the girls find attractive but they don’t know what it is. He makes beats

Trevor Johnson is so sexy!

by Silky Smelly Nutsack November 10, 2020

Locke Johnson

Poker reference to an unbeatable hand

when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all

by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024