bad news

(n.) a shit, according to our late grandmother

"Do you have to go tinkle or bad news?"

by groganita November 25, 2011

New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 21, 2009

new york

The second worst state in the U. S., after Illinois. (Unlike Illinois, New York didn't require a three-fifths majority of both houses of its state legislature to ratify the Equal Rights Amendment.) People upstate aren't that much nicer than people in New York City. The superiority complexes on roids are infuriating. Even 90% of upstate New Yorkers have a superiority complex. It wouldn't matter for whom New Yorkers vote, because the winner would govern poorly. I am not surprised that anyone would want to crash a plane into a building within New York City, and I wouldn't be surprised by a terrorist attack upstate either. I am not surprised that cars with a New York license plate get stopped in other states because of anti-New York sentiment. If I didn't live in New York, I would rather lose a limb than go back to New York.

"I'm glad I don't live in New York anymore." Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

by New Yorker with inferiority complex January 28, 2007

New Odor

The best band to ever exist. They create subliminal messages that would make your older brother curl up in a corner and cry from fright.
They have amazing cooking skillsss...and an insane little cousin.
Best band everrr. end.

1.)Did you go to the New Odor Concert last night in Tripp's basement?!?!
2.)O-M-G! That song SUBLIMINAL is amazing!
3.)New Odor is gonna take over your world!

by Tripp&&Flowers August 18, 2006

New Zealand

No it's not Australia.

Where you do live?
I'm live here *points at globe*
Oh you mean australia?
No Its new zealand a independant country

by LegoSeed September 14, 2016

New Jersey

New Jersey = The Arkansas of the East Coast. People from New Jersey are very proud of their state and the distinct flavor of white trash that comes with it.

"Can you believe that Cops was shodowing the police in Newark?" "No, they keep it pretty busy over there"

"New Jersey... New York's garbage dump"

by Snarky123 November 23, 2011

New Jersey

The richest state by per capita income in the US that contains the richest town in the US, the richest county in the US, and the richest area in the world. Better than Connecticut

That rich bro that be droppin g's must be from New Jersey.

by Righteous Fist October 11, 2008