Fart Lettuce

Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.

son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?

mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.

son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!

mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!

by mekazoid April 3, 2011

condom fart

The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.

Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.

Bert: It never stops.

Danny: I'm scared.

by bobertwho December 2, 2010

flimsy fart

1. A fart that lacks structural integrity.

2. A person whos personality or actions have limited integrity.

1. Whoa, that fart was so flimsy you couldn't build on it !

2. Hey Dude, your such a flimsy fart.

by CamZH July 5, 2007

fart in that mouth

A phrase originated in your friendly neighborhood Publix supermarket. When you eat chipotle or taco bell and you have major gas you ask to fart in someones mouth to avoid the spread of a potentially horrid scent.

Hey Sardines lemme fart in that mouth on aisle 2

by misfit minority December 19, 2014

Robo fart

The sudden supply of bodily gas that uccures after dinking a bottle of robitussin

AHHHH!......Robo fart

by Johnny Robitussin August 25, 2003

Fart and Smile

Slang name for Smart and Final. And a funny thing to do!

I went to Fart and Smile and bought 100 pounds of beans.

by onewomansslave June 30, 2009

fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.

Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*

by SeanG April 11, 2007