cruel fart

A symphony of flatulence, wet and moist enough that it should be illegal. Is known to have destroyed office chairs.

Man 1: "Hey, I just did such a cruel fart at work".
Man 2: "Yeah I know, I saw your office chair in the back alley. It was still on fire!"

by Robynn Banks September 21, 2009

strudel fart

An expulsion of vaginal gas also known as a 'queef'.

function: intransitive verb, or noun.

It sounded like ass gas, but I think she strudel farted.

by FapMaster500 October 28, 2008

condom fart

The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.

Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.

Bert: It never stops.

Danny: I'm scared.

by bobertwho December 2, 2010

flimsy fart

1. A fart that lacks structural integrity.

2. A person whos personality or actions have limited integrity.

1. Whoa, that fart was so flimsy you couldn't build on it !

2. Hey Dude, your such a flimsy fart.

by CamZH July 5, 2007

fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.

Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*

by SeanG April 11, 2007

Robo fart

The sudden supply of bodily gas that uccures after dinking a bottle of robitussin

AHHHH!......Robo fart

by Johnny Robitussin August 25, 2003

Fart and Smile

Slang name for Smart and Final. And a funny thing to do!

I went to Fart and Smile and bought 100 pounds of beans.

by onewomansslave June 30, 2009