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Fake Hoeism 

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!
Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.
Fake Hoeism by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019
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Someone who acts like their your friend but ends up talking about you to someone else 😬
You heard about Janiyah, she acting real fake.
Fake by A hater 112 July 25, 2019

Fake hippy 

Anyone wearing long hair because it's fashionable or socially acceptable, ie, many people these days,including dreadlocks, ponytails, and man buns, without any predilection towards or interest in the hippy lifestyle,ie, a total fake or fraud
Look at that stupid scally twat and his long hair, he looks like a fucking psychopath, fake hippy cunt
Fake hippy by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
"Fake" is something you are if you ain't yourself and pretend to be someone you aren't to gain popularity or "friends."
Jimmy: Tim is so fake. He literally apologised to Bethany for tripping her over and they kissed in front of the whole school just to show off
Joel: I know right.
A word to describe people that mess with your feelings by pretending to like you back.
“You’re so fake! I don’t want to see you again!!”
Fake by Italiano Stallion August 16, 2019
When you can brake bread with your homie
“You fake” why because you left your homie starving when u had food on you plate or extra money. If you have a dollar buy 50 cent cakes or share some that’s a dollar
Fake by Vibeewseb September 7, 2019

Fakasian 

A chinese person who can’t speak chinese
Hey, u see that new kid. Yeah, he is fakasian.
Fakasian by Friends of fakasians September 22, 2019