The Dark Lord

when her true name is said, it brings a bad taste to every mouth, the scent of a lingering-fart to every nose, and an un-ending screech to every ear of everyone present.

We were going to chill but i heard The Dark Lord Voldemort was going. So i stayed home.

We don't speak it's name.

Sorry bro, i gotta go take a shower, someone said her name.

The Dark Lord by T-Rav Baldwin January 20, 2008

large dark nipple people 

A race from a far away planet, ruled by the invicible Wing-Blow, who was purposly taught wrong... as a joke. His nuts-to-fist style of martial arts is world renowed and feared.

"I rock... and roll... all day long. Sweet Suzy!"

"No! He will kill you like a small dog!"

"Oh God... again with the squeaky shoes!"

large dark nipple people by Tristan & Elise November 3, 2004

The Dark 

Statement used when hearing or seeing only the worst possible thing imaginable. Taken from when Justin on Event Horizon awakes from a coma after a visit to "the other place".

Prosecuting - "So may I present to the court the files taken from the hard drive of the defendant Mr Gary Glitter."
The Jury as one - "The Dark"

The Dark by Nozzer August 28, 2006

Glow in the dark bitch 

a glow in the dark bitch is a white female who spends most of thier free time in a tanning machine, this has resulted into a orange tint of the skin. that same white female also bleaches her hair so blond, it become florescnent. that same white female aslo bleaches her teech to no end. all this together creates a female that glows and can be seen even in the dark.

"ayo, look at that glow in the dark bitch, you're gonna need sunglasses before you take a look.

Glow in the dark bitch by lovelyladyt March 18, 2010

The Dark Knight 

The best movie I've ever seen. It has it all: suspense, horror, drama, action, comedy, thrills, adventure, everything.

The Dark Knight is all-around awesome.

The Dark Knight by awesome nikxxx January 21, 2009

So dark 

People who are ‘so dark’ are always pedophiles and will prefer a nine year old over you.

Girl : I wish I had an s/o that’s SOOO DARK

Person with an s/o that’s so dark : No.

So dark by ikkurai May 26, 2021

shot in the dark 

Occurs when peeing late at night or early in the morning, (usually accompanied by an unfortunate boner) when the pee-er fails to turn on the light due to sleepiness - leading the pee-er to urinate in the darkness and get piss all over the floor.

Common responses include "fuck it" under the pee-ers' breath, but responses NEVER include cleaning the stray urine off the floor. (sometimes leaving the mother to clean it)

MOM - John, did you pee on the floor?

JOHN - Sorry, I took a shot in the dark

MOM - Fuck it

shot in the dark by JOHN JOHNSON Jinglesmith November 5, 2009